A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a
pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
SHE GOT THE RAISE
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LOL! This was perfect!
AJ
Wooooooo hoooooooooo have fun...
Your very welcome
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This is great! lol
It made me laugh so I had to post it..
if the gardner looked like the one on desperate housewives, i'd do the gardner too! lol
You and Me both!!!
LOL!
That was blackmail!