The Hypnotist at the Senior Center
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ..'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
'Shit,' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
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LOL oh my god that was too funny
Oh, yeah, I can see this written up in the senior citizen newsletter! lol lol This is so funny!
LOL
Oh, my gosh!
Funny, funny, funny.
lmao...very hilarious
lol
panthurdreams: I laughing out loud when I read it and scared half the people in my lobby...*giggles*
donnamg: yeah I know and I can actually see this happening...LOL I worked in a hospital with a nursing home attached, and I would do activities with the residents in the afternoon. I swear they are just like two years old...it was funny..
whereabputs: Hey lady how are you..*hugs*
euteacher: I know...I read it first thing in the morning and snorted my Dr. Pepper and scared half the people in my lobby...
tammers: It made me snort my Dr. Pepper..LOL
foreveryours528:
whereabputs?
