Best 'Out of Office' Automatic e-mail Replies
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over....)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Frank.
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These are great! LOL!
AJ
I thought so too..*grins*
OMG...number 3 reminds me of my work...I swear they don't make having a brain a prerequisite to get hired as an assistant managare at Walgreens (just a degree is preferred lol). And number 6 is great...I will have to try that for my vacation autoreply!
I think half the mgr's I see could fit into that catagory..*Laughs* It's so good to see you *hugs tight*
LIKE THEM ALL BUT I AM OUT OF THE OFFICE TOO MUCH AND GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK LOST SO MANY TO NEW BLOGGING ON MONTHS AGO GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS
I'm still here, and at greasy....can't get rid of me that easy..LOL
taking a vacation soon. Will have to use some of these
Freak out all your friends huh...LOL
I am definitely going to use these! I can re-word them for the message on my answering machine, too! lol lol lol (Oh, I can't wait to use them!)
I've done some crazy stuff with my machine, and sometimes I've ticked people off...LOL
#3 is just so true it is sad. Loved all of these.
Yeah number 3 had me laughing out loud...LOL